The Show

Welcome to SCURD — Southern Continental Unified Response Division — where fire, police, EMS, and dispatch have been merged into one chaotic public safety department… and nobody really knows what they’re doing.

Between Station Zero (Florida Keys) and Station 7600 (Colorado mountains), you’ll find the most dysfunctional, overstimulated, under-caffeinated responders ever assigned to protect and serve.

 

This is Roll Call — a resilience comedy where emotional baggage gets unpacked during ladder drills, trauma resets happen mid-patrol, and every character’s coping mechanism is somehow both hilarious and painfully real.

 

Resilience Cinema Meets First Responder Satire

Roll Call isn’t just a show. It’s a new genre: resilience cinema.

We’re blending:

• CLIMB Protocol drills with comedy beats

• Real trauma recovery with fictional absurdity

• Mental health moments that hit harder because you were just laughing your a** off

The reset stations? Real. The pain behind the jokes? Real.
But the comedy? It’s how we survive.

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The Cast

• Willy Bearden (Matthew Carlson) – former firefighter, licensed therapist, axe-wielding shrink with a GoPro

• Matt Pitcher – retired undercover detective, peer support savage, professional straight face

• And You – responders, survivors, and chaos connoisseurs who want to tell real stories under the cover of satire

 

Built By

This show is produced by:

• 16 Cent Productions – gritty, underdog filmmaking

• Challenger Point Practice – trauma recovery with teeth

• Undercover Dumpster Fire (UDF) – dark humor podcast turned movement

This is legacy work — funny, raw, and real enough to matter.

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What You’ll See

• Reset stations at both Station Zero and 7600

• Peer specialists accidentally becoming plot devices

• Shrinks who don’t suck

• Teams learning how to regulate and recover — through comedy, drills, chaos, and connection

 

The Mission

We’re creating something that departments can actually use — for healing, laughter, and maybe even training.

It’s satirical. It’s scripted. It’s semi-true.
And it just might save someone’s life.

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SCURD: The Only Thing Unified Is the Dysfunction

Merged departments. Missed calls. One ridiculous ride into resilience.

👉 Watch the Trailer (Coming Soon)
👉 Sponsor a Reset Station or Scene (Coming Soon)
👉 Book the Roll Call Crew for Your Conference or Training Event (Coming Soon)

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