SCURD: Southern Continental Unified Response Division
The Only Department That’s Both Satire and Solution.
SCURD started as a fictional public safety department for the comedy series Roll Call TV — but what began as satire quickly became something more:
A mirror. A model. A mission.
SCURD now serves a dual purpose:
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Entertainment through the PG-13 YouTube series Roll Call TV, created by real responders.
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Deployment-ready infrastructure for real peer-led, trauma-informed disaster response via the CLIMB Medical Team.
🚨 WHAT IS SCURD?
SCURD is a merged department of police, fire, EMS, dispatch, and military support — born out of budget cuts and burnout, then reimagined as a new way to visually train and emotionally reset the people who run into disaster.
SCURD is fictional — but its infrastructure, philosophy, and deployments are real.
It now serves as the operational and creative umbrella for:
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The CLIMB Medical Team
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Peer Supporter and Peer Specialist training
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Mobile disaster response
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Psychological First Aid hubs
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Creative storytelling through Roll Call TV
🏕 CLIMB MEDICAL TEAM DEPLOYMENTS
At the heart of SCURD’s real-world operations is the CLIMB Medical Team — a self-sufficient, off-grid, trauma-informed mobile response unit.
This elite team includes:
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Peer Supporters and Certified Peer Specialists
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Mental Health Clinicians and EMDR Therapists
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Functional Medicine Providers and PTs
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Tactical Resilience Coaches
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Breathwork & Somatic Reset Trainers
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Logistics and Ops Staff
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Security-cleared Operatives for confidential missions
CLIMB Teams deploy anywhere in the world in three tiers of response:
🚐 Tier 1 – Mobile Deployment
Nervous System Reset Tents are set up on or near the disaster site, staffed by peer supporters and clinicians trained in the CLIMB method. Fully off-grid, solar-powered, and diesel-backed, these mobile units provide real-time stress regulation, emotional triage, and somatic resetting in the middle of the chaos.
🧘 Tier 2 – Resort-Based Recovery Centers
These transitional Tier 2 locations provide resilience retreats and recovery centers with resort-level amenities, intensive outpatient (IOP), and partial hospitalization programming (PHP) when needed.
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Insurance accepted
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State and federally funded
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Families welcome
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Care before responders return home
This tier provides a safe, restorative space where responders can recover as humans — not just badges.
🏛 Tier 3 – Future Fixed Facilities (The Stations)
These are the permanent, brick-and-mortar facilities that double as counseling offices, production studios, and public safety-style department hubs. Built to resemble fire/EMS/PD/dispatch stations, they serve as resilience training centers and long-term hubs for disaster preparation and psychological first aid after the storm.
Planned Tier 3 locations include:
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Station Zero – Florida Keys (Marathon, FL)
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Station 6.5 – South Padre Island, TX
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Station 7600 – San Luis Valley, CO
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Station 4091 – Big Island, Hawaii
Each facility will also house SCURD Media Units for storytelling, training content, and the continued production of Roll Call TV — because showing the chaos is just as important as solving it.
🛡 SCURD: FICTIONAL DEPARTMENT, REAL-WORLD DEPLOYMENT
What began as a joke now functions as a visual guide for departments worldwide. SCURD shows what disaster response could look like — with regulation, nervous system resets, and peer-led care at the center.
SCURD allows trauma-exposed professionals to join a department with a real mission, offering:
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A new model for public safety
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A structure for disaster mental health response
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A resilient culture shift
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And a healthy dose of comedy to stay human in hellish conditions
Whether you’re laughing through Roll Call TV or crying in the reset tent…
SCURD is the department built for both.
🎬 WANT TO JOIN OR AUDITION?
We’re casting real first responders, veterans, clinicians, and peer supporters in all roles — on screen and on deployment.
📧 Email: willy@16centproductions.com
📺 Streaming: Roll Call TV, PG-13 on YouTube (2026)
🎥 Produced by: 16 Cent Productions
🎙 Created by: Matthew Carlson (aka Willy Bearden) and Detective Matt Pitcher
“Roll Call TV is my way of using the world’s most powerful art — film — to change how we respond to trauma. Like Bruce Lee transformed film to represent his people, I created SCURD to represent ours. Resilience cinema is the genre. This is the revolution.”
— Willy Bearden (Matthew Carlson)
Creator of SCURD | Founder of CLIMB | 16 Cent Productions
