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SCURD Public Safety
Satire. Strategy. Survival. SCURD (Southern Continental Unified Response Division) is our fictional public safety department — where Roll Call, Station Zero, and Station 7600 collide. Built by real cops, firefighters, and medics who’ve seen too much, SCURD is where we turn chaos into comedy and truth into story. This category covers the creative world of SCURD: TV scripts, spoof dispatches, resilience films, and fictional chaos with a real purpose.


Why I’m Building Station 7600 — And Why the CLIMB Might Just Save Your Life
Building Station 7600: A trauma reset retreat at 7,600’. Nervous system training + the CLIMB = healing that actually works.

Matthew Carlson
Jul 231 min read


Dumpster Fires, Deep Work, and the Weight of Justice
Not all heroes wear badges—and not all trauma heals in silence. CLIMB meets the helpers where the fire still burns.

Matthew Carlson
Jul 132 min read


💔 To the First Responders of Texas: We See You.
Texas first responders: we see your sacrifice. You’re not broken—you’re human. We’re here when you’re ready to reset.

Matthew Carlson
Jul 92 min read


Behind the Scenes: Roll Call & the SCURD Public Safety Universe
Meet SCURD: a fictional public safety department born from real trauma and dark humor. Roll Call is where healing hits record.

Matthew Carlson
Jul 91 min read
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