Satire. Strategy. Survival. SCURD (Southern Continental Unified Response Division) is our fictional public safety department — where Roll Call, Station Zero, and Station 7600 collide. Built by real cops, firefighters, and medics who’ve seen too much, SCURD is where we turn chaos into comedy and truth into story. This category covers the creative world of SCURD: TV scripts, spoof dispatches, resilience films, and fictional chaos with a real purpose.